Ok, so I don’t have anything against the French. In fact, the only French guy I’ve met in person is a really great guy. However, my dig on the French yesterday reminded me of a good joke.
Now for reference, my dad is an avid gun collector (not the scary kind though) and collects mostly WWII, WWI and previous era rifles. One night we were just going through his collection while he told me about all of them, where they were from, what year they were made, what military used them, etc. and he brought out this French rifle from WWI, I believe. He was showing me all of the cool features, one of which is how it had a hollowed out section in the butt of the rifle where it was filled with holy water so that it was readily available for the dying soldier. So then while he’s putting it away he asks me, “You know what is great about a French rifle, don’t you?”. “No”, I respond. “It’s never been fired and only dropped once!”
So there’s my random humor for the day.
