Quit sending me your junk mail advertising your great service bundles! No one cares! I tell ya what…maybe if you can throw telegraph service into a bundle I’ll be interested. Seriously, no one else needs a phone. If they need one, they have it. If they don’t have one…they’re under 35 and have realized they are useless now. On that note, you may want to look into making yourselves useful in something other than cable/satellite tv service also. You’ve got maybe a good 5 years left on that being viable.
So in closing…I’d suggest for you to do the same thing that I would suggest to the polar bears, evolve! It’s not getting any colder and you’re not getting anymore useful to me!
p.s. Say hello to the dodo birds once WIFI is adopted.
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UPDATE: I had mistakenly name Comcast in the original post. It was Charter that we get spammed by, not Comcast. My apologies.
July 23rd, 2009 at 11:51 am
Sorry for the trouble.
Send us your information and we will make sure that you are removed from our mailing list.
Mark Casem
Comcast Corp.
National Customer Operations
We_Can_Help@cable.comcast.com
July 23rd, 2009 at 2:20 pm
Leave the polar bears out of it.
July 23rd, 2009 at 2:21 pm
Pity the time you stop becoming useful to Chris. You will be dispatched like so much junk mail.
July 24th, 2009 at 9:39 am
@ComcastMark - thank you. Actually though…I just was corrected by my fiance…it was Charter, not Comcast….I’ll edit the post. Apparently you guys don’t have service here in Rochester, MN, but I would definitely appreciate the option over Qwest and Charter!
@kelo watcher - Appreciate the comment. I thought about leaving it off because you used a false e-mail address…but whatever works for ya.