It couldn’t be enough for the guy to win the Tour de France 7 times…or even that he overcame cancer, that was suppose to kill him in order to do it. Now, Lance Armstrong has to steal my thunder by breaking his right collar bone too!
I knew he was secretly jealous of me!
(ok and in all seriousness, this guy’s a stud and I’m surprised he even used an ambulance. I would have thought he would just finish up the race quick, get first place and swing through the ER on his way back to his hotel)
Solution: Make our country crappier than Guatemala.
No easy task, but they’re getting us there!
http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/02/10/immigrants.economy/index.html
I saw this picture on the home page of CNN.com with the headline “Israeli troops, tanks cross into Gaza; Hamas defiant” and the first though that came to my head was:
Dang! These Israeli military cooks are pretty hardcore!
Or possibly it’s the opposite and it’s more like Vietnam and this is how they brag about how many chef’s they’ve killed by wearing their hats on their heads.
Ok, but seriouly I’m sure that is probably the way they convince their troops that all those chemicals they are going to be dousing their enemies with, won’t be giving them a third arm 5 years down the road. Alright, happy thoughts, now back to every day life.
Oh and good luck Palestine and yeah….our bad 60 years ago, we were never that great with World History and Geography….oops!
In case you were worried about the fate of the famed Zubaz, I would like to put your mind at ease. They are still alive and well, they just migrated north (I’m sure it’s due to global warming).
I was back home this last weekend and while at my old high school’s football game I was lucky enough to spot an actual pair of Zubaz alive and running free. It’s a beautiful thing seeing this majestic creature roam the lands.
See for yourself…
Now as you can see this the official pair not the generic Zubaz that I was proud to rock out from the 4th grade, all the way through the 6th grade (yeah, I was that cool).
To top it all off, this specific breed was Minnesota Vikings themed. Would you believe that just a mere 2 days after this siting the Vikings were able to be victorious for the first time this year? Coincidence? I think not!
P.S. If you’re suspicious about the true migration of Zubaz north, just check out the “Shop” at zubaz.com and you’ll see where the only retail location to purchase your original, official Zubaz apparel is.
