Sep 8

In case you need to bake up a riot in a hurry, here are the quick instructions:

  • 1 part innocent kids thinking they are just there to see a concert
  • 2 parts innocent cops thinking they are defending the peace
  • 1 part media

First start by heating up the cops and aggitating them for long periods of time at high temperature. Next, stir your children and media into an overly excited state. Finally, throw all of your ingredients into the same bowl and stir vigorously.

Ok, now in all seriousness…

No, you didn’t read that title incorrectly and this isn’t a post by some punk kid with a chip on his shoulder. I’m just writing about what I witnessed first hand.

Now stick with me on this post as it will most likely become long, drawn out, and possibly off track at times.

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Sep 3

Here’s to hoping the riot police (and therefore the riots) stay in St. Paul and don’t trickle their way over to the RATM concert. Granted I’ve always thought it would be fun to be in a good old fashioned riot, but 1. I’m getting too old for that (even at 25) and 2. I don’t trust a riot cop any further than I can throw one especially with all their ninja gear on.

So tonight is the Rage Against The Machine concert (as long as they weren’t arrested for leading any “unpermitted” marches yesterday). Should be a blast!

I would just like to thank the Bush figure head and the real powers behind him that have kept the autrocity going for these last 8 years. Thousands upon thousands of dead innocent kids isn’t too big of a price to pay for you to fill your pockets and me to get an awesome concert during your National Convention, is it?

(oh, did I take it too far there?….I’ll blame it on Rage…)

Update: just got a call from my sister who wanted to pass along the message from my brother-in-law to “Get the F’ out of town after the concert”. My brother-in-law is one of the riot cops that they brought in from the state patrol.

Aug 7

So you may or may not have seen on Ross’s blog a while back, he got tricked by the good ol’ SFPD and more specifically  whatever company it is that they sold their soul to.

He was making a right hand turn on one of the few roads in Sioux Falls where a right on red is illegal, but instead of the usual position of the sign (on the vertical light pole above or below the signal you are watching), this sign directing you “No right on red” is placed on the horizontal beam towards the center of the street.  Not so convenient to see.  This is all done of course to improve the amount of tickets and there for revenue created by these lights for both the company that installed them and the SFPD.

Heck, even after knowing about the lights they were still able to trick me.

About a week after Ross had his run in with the traffic light, I was heading back to my hotel from a Blend gathering and for some unkown reason I decided to take a route which brought me past the afore mentioned light.  Bad choice.  I was also going to take a right and even took the time to track down the sign that Ross has complained about and noticed that it was awkwardly positioned.   However, I knew the trap was set on this light so I patiently waited as no one drove by (it was around 11:30 or so at night).  Right then I noticed a drunkerd stumbling down the sidewalk and eyeing the crosswalk signal he started across as the light turned green and the crosswalk signal read “Walk”.  So I waited for him to scurry across the sidewalk and then I proceeded to take a right turn once the crosswalk was clear.

Just as I started to roll forward I saw a bright white flash.  I knew there wasn’t any traffic coming, so I ruled out the possibility of being struck by a semi and getting a direct shot into heaven.  That and I was raised Catholic…so I have to make a pit stop in pergatory first.  So I assumed it was the traffic light and slammed on the breaks.

At this time I would like to take a short break to give kudos to all of the engineering, R&D, production line members, test team and salesmen at the company who makes the breaks for Nissan’s Altima.  You saved me a ticket.

Now back to the story.  So I hold on my breaks, look up at the right arrow and at that instant it flips to green.  I had forgot that the turn arrows stay red for another 5 seconds or so after the light turns green.  After it turns green, I continued on and recieved the next 2 flashes which of course “Busted” me going through a green light!

So for now, I haven’t recieved a ticket yet and this occured a little under a month ago.  So I’ll keep my fingers crossed that they aren’t sending anything out.

Oh and what reminded me of all of this was a picture in the daily WTF of a van being busted for speeding (while getting towed).

Aug 6

Rage is playing the Target Center during the third day of the Republican National Convention.  Need I say more?  Well, I will anyways…

Josh told me about this yesterday and I’m definitely thinking I need to go.  First of all, it’s Rage Against The Machine…I have never seen them live but love their music and think they would would make an ear bleeding set to say the least.  Josh is probably the biggest fan of RATM that I’ve met and so that combination will make it even better.  Add to that it’s going to be on the third day of the RNC and you’ve got a recipe for greatness!

Just as long as I don’t end up running into my brother in law who will be down there on riot control!