Jul 28

Ok, so a couple weeks back Lisa and I were on our way up to visit her parents and happened to notice this hideous convertible on the road next to us.  I can’t remember what make/model of car it was, but it was something like either a 90’s Cavalier.

It made us start naming off what we thought were some of the most ridiculous convertibles out there.  Cars that you have to wonder, what the heck is the market out there for this car?  Granted, cars like an 80’s Mustang is yes, ridiculously ugly and lame, but there are still people who buy it because it has a chromed plastic horsey on the side of it.  Even though there is no way I would drive a trailer park Ferrari (unless it was a decked out Shelby version, etc), I can still understand that there’s a market.  Anyways, in going through our list of ridiculous convertibles, the top of my list was of course, the Geo Metro convertible.

Lisa didn’t even believe me that it existed.  The idea is so far fetched it seems, even I wouldn’t have believed it if I wouldn’t have seen one myself.  To me it’s like a Flavorite brand humidor.  I’m not sure what the market is, but apparently it sold.  Anyways, here is a good look at a beauty I found on a google image search that you need to check out.  The first paragraph of this page is priceless.

Official GM Photograph from the General Motors Media Archives of a 1991 Geo Metro LSi Convertible. This image is available as a framed or unframed museum quality archive print that will last a lifetime and be a personal treasure of the history of General Motors.

My mug should be here in 10-14 days.  Not even a posed picture of it on the beach can make it look appealing!

Apr 9

Last weekend I was spending the weekend out at Lisa’s parents in Paynesville, MN.  It is really just the same as every small town in Minnesota.  As everyone from a small town knows, in order to be considered a town (in the midwest)…you really only need two things… 1. A bar and 2. a church.  After that, you’re officially a town!

One thing that I didn’t realize was something that made every small town in common, was the auction!  On Saturday us guys headed down to a local auction while the ladies had a baby shower.  It had been quite a few years since my last auction; however, it was really the same scene that it had been 10 years ago.

All of the local town people get together to chat and throw in their bid on whatever they may need or happen to have catch their eye at the auction.  Half of the people there are really not there to buy anything in specific, but really just there for the social aspect.  Now if they are serving chips and sloppy joes….it’s a party!

Now if you’re actually there to bid on something…you’ve really got to set your price before you get there.  The auctioneers really have an uncanny ability to get people to start throwing out the next highest number to get that bid rolling and really 75% of the time a piece of machinery that is 20 years old will go for 80% of the price that you could buy a new piece of machinery.

But all in all it’s a great way to either get in some conversation with the guy down the road or…in my case a great way to step back into time.

Apr 3

I was thinking about this a couple weeks back when Deane and I got into a discussion about paintball. He was asking about my “Contract Killer” hat. It’s my day to day stocking cap that I wear into work and of course to client meetings but don’t worry, I always make sure to take it off and shove it in my pocket before I get near there front door. Don’t want to scare off any clients! This hat brought up a good discussion about what Contract Killer was about. After the discussion and thinking about it a little more, I realized that the Contract Killer brand really represents what tournament paintball truly is.

Tournament paintball is an odd combination, due to the fact you need a strong team to win at a national level, however it is very much an individual sport. Although jerseys, pants, goggles and marker setups are often mandated to be the same due to sponsorships, everything else, including stickers, bandannas, beanies, head band and even belts are all about fashion. Paintball fashion runs very parallel with the rest of the snowboard/skateboarder fashion of the time. This fashion is really what accentuates the oddity of paintball “teams”. The overall appeal to be an individual. Even though tournament paintball is a team sport, the individual is often held up much higher than what you would find on most teams. This I believe is also because of the relative small jump between national level amateur players and professional players. Therefore everyone is really reaching for that next level consistently even if it is with a different team that can take them to that next level. This really forces each player that is trying to get to that next level to put themselves out there as an individual.

If I haven’t totally lost you yet, here is where the similarities to the Contract Killer line comes in. Hybrid (the parent company of the Contract Killer name) started as a small aftermarket parts company, much the same as most of the top level paintball companies in the industry. The company grew quickly as it progressed into the apparel of paintball. It’s look really personified what the industry was going after and therefore grew very quickly. This was all happening at the same time national paintball was really becoming marketable and growing a breakneck speeds. Soon it became apparent, what people were really craving this Hybrid brand for was it’s ability to make them stick out as an individual. This is when the Contract Killer line hit in conjunction with the idea of a Contract Killer. Up to this point the majority of sponsors, sponsored a team. Now with Hybrid’s focus on individuality they decided to focus only on individual sponsorships for these high paid professionals referred to as “Contract Killers”. These were people that were paid to kill…on the paintball field. The idea and the brand stuck. At least for a good 4 or 5 years. They had really exploded in the market and were starting to create everything they could put their brand on. As paintball grew, so did they.

Finally this last year, with the impending recession, Hybrid and the “Contract Killer” line went into a sort of dormant state as the paintball industry started to up prices on product and has really start to fall into a dormant state overall. Reason being, hobbies depend on disposable income. Paintball is a hobby that requires a very large amount of that disposable income. Therefore, when things get tough, paintball gets pulled down faster.

Overall the line of Contract Killer has really gone full circle, right along with tournament paintball. I wouldn’t be surprised to see the national level paintball scene really redefine itself after this latest lull right along with Hybrid’s next line.

Mar 28

There is a great quote from a great bar in Brookings. “Life is too short for cheap beer!” Which I have to agree with. Although, contradictorily I have to also agree with “I fear no beer”. However, in the spirit of the former, I took up a the offer from Ben to head down to Monks bar here in Sioux Falls for a couple of drinks after work. Let me tell you, this bar is phenomenal!

Great features start with the fact it serves great beer and continues through to the point of not allowing smoking! So you can not only sit back and enjoy a premium beer after a day of work…in addition to that, you get to breathe clean air! Win - Win as far as I’m concerned! Of those fine brews they serve up to the town folk, I indulged in of course a Chimay (which I have found to be one of my favorite since my trip out to Sacramento/San Francisco) in the “Reserve” blue cap variety and also (a new favorite) a St Bernardus Abt 12. This is a great brew created on the border of France and Belgium in of course a Trappist Monastery. I don’t care what I do in my life….some day I want to take a tour of that little hole in the wall of Belgium and see what this country has hiding up it’s sleeve. Also, you really can’t help but love a country that is really there just to piss of France and Germany…now am I right, or am I right?